i'm on my 4th cup of tea for the day- i swallow this stuff by the gallon coz i can get it for FREE99. real talk: when you're livin' the struggle, it's the complimentary caffeinated beverages that get you by.
it's day 2 of project make money or die tryin'- another double coming up tonight at urban- woot woot holla holla.
i guess that's all i have to saOH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT FOREIGN OBJECT AT THE BOTTOM OF MY COMPUTER SCREEN? i can't get it out- it's like this little white piece of shmootz that is lodged between the screen and the screen casing and i have no idea what the fuck it is, how long it's been there, or how i'm possibly going to get it out. .... well oops i just got it lodged down there even deeper and now it's out of sight. maybe it will crawl across my screen soon and moon me. or maybe not. shut up.
time for lunch, i'm worthless.
puddle dive: when i say i'm going to lunch, i'm really just going outside to make phone calls, because i'm too broke to eat.
puddle jump: i'm too high on caffeine to be hungry anyway
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